IC inbox for Kaisou

[killerapp]

(In both English and Japanese:) You've reached Yuuki. Leave a message or even better: text me.

(If you use his work number, in both English and Japanese:)You've reached Azelea. I'm busy, so just email me.

Comments

[killerapp]

You said it came out of the water? Was there a red and white ball nearby? Really small one?

[asipofbride]

Yeah, it came out of the river, and I think I see a ball, but uh.

[ the camera is gonna pan and slowly zoom
to a pokeball floating along happily

within two feet of a very large shoebill who is playing the eye contact game and winning ]

I think it's hers forever.

[killerapp]

[What the fuck is that bird. What the fuck.]

Looks like it. Either way, the ball is where the Popplio came from but since there's no one else looking for it...Popplio's yours now.

[asipofbride]

[ you're the animal expert! you tell him! ]

What if there is someone else looking for it. What if it goes to someone else and not me. What if--fuck!

[ THE BALL COMETH AGAIN, FUCKBOY PUNISHER
at least this time he slaps it back to Popplio who just claps his lil flippers in pure delight ]

[killerapp]

If someone else comes looking for it, then you return their Pokemon. If no one else does, I can send you the care guide we have on them.

[asipofbride]

Can't you take the little weirdo? We don't need any more dogs--especially not assholes like this one, stop throwing that at me!

[ sorry Yuuki, Wolfwood's camerawork is so, so janky because Popplio just keeps lobbing the ball at him with delighted barking and clapping

Vash's voice is in the background, delighted ]

We'll keep it and take good care of it! Please send us that guide; can we get you some vegetables or fruit from the farm?

Stop tellin' him we're keeping this jackass of a dog, Needlenoggin, he's going to a box marked 'free' as soon as--damn it, stop!

[killerapp]

[RIFP]

If you want to, sure. [It'll keep the Adultier Adults from fussing that he doesn't eat healthy and anyway Chibi and Maru'll be happy with the treats.] And no, I can't take it. Popplio like water, and I live in an apartment with a lot of computers.

[asipofbride]

Come on! You guys don't have bathtubs or something on this planet?!

[ every time he slaps the ball back, Popplio's social link only grows stronger. Vash is in the background again, cuddling Fritter and watching the impromptu game of volleyball. ]

I'll make a delivery sometime before the night's out, just let me know where to drop off the basket!

[killerapp]

I'll send you the address!

[Just ignoring Wolfwood yep.]

Tubs aren't enough water for Popplio.

[asipofbride]

Turn the faucet on and leave it running, you people have money!

[ best idea, frankly

Vash puts his fingers up, crossed in his iconic love-and-peace sign, looking so cheerful as Wolfwood sounds increasingly aggravated. ]

Be by soon!

[killerapp]

[Yuuki just waves before cutting the feed. Have fun playing ball!]